The Sarcastic Dumpling

My name is Dumpling, partly because of my physique and partly because dumplings are sex on a plate.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic- oh shit, this isn't match.com... Oh god *BACK SPACE*
whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:
This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

(via consultingstudent)

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